Bored Sh*tless

May 28

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aaamaaa:

did-you-kno:

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TL;DR: I am holding a coffee cup so back the fuck off from me

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9gag:

Good Idea

did-you-kno:

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• first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
• end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.

For those who were wondering what popcorn looks like when it pops…

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kaileythecorgi:

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ihopericksantorum:

Boom.

THIS.

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did-you-kno:

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Healthier maybe, but I know some “dancers” who can’t even form a cohesive sentence…

flutterin-like-a-pro:

yourfavoritebrony:

ranshiinsexual:

lesleaf:

sassy-gay-jake-english:

yolo-tier:

falcuntpunch:

datkarkatass:

thepattywagon:

st0rkcharmer:

kimscareerisdead:

its starting

Damn

excuse me did you say florida

welp i’m out

fuckfuckfuck

Florida hmm
I’m going zombie hunting

Jesus penis, I saw this on the news a few minuets ago. WHY FLORIDA WHY?!

It’s zombie hunting time.

FLORIDA?

FUCK I’M JUST A STATE OR TWO AWAY

THE ZOMBIE OUTBREAK IS STARTING!

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Call me paranoid, but sometimes I think there are hidden cameras in my house -

Worse thing is, I usually think about it when I’m getting dressed… o.o

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did-you-kno:

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Avengers pick up lines:

• Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
• Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
• Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
• Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
• Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.

are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head

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Wow… is “The XX” a band of ants on your staircase?

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