April 2012
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NOOOOO!!! I love both of them!! T_T
I have 3 different personalities.
the one where I’m out-going and loud.
the one where I’m shy and quiet as fuck
the one where I hate everyone and every little thing bothers me.
sailorswayze:
In the scene in Titanic where Rose realizes that Jack froze to death my dad leaned over to me in the theater and whispered “Jack Frost” and I laughed so hard It sounded like I was crying and everyone in the theater thought I was crying.
noodlesonmyback:
Sleep likes to mess with me.
Two hours of sleep: Hello world! How are you today? Because I'm feeling amazing!
Twelve hours of sleep: DON'T TOUCH ME OR ELSE I'LL SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO TASTE MY SHOE.
store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
me: /looks down at her captain america tee
store guy: /happy seal-clapping
me: oh my god we match
store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!
like in any other hentai
boy: no i don't wanna make this i don't like you i don't want to have sex with you
girl: pushes boy into the bed/floor/hell/whatever and fucks him
boy: cums 50 times and never stops until the girl cums
girl: cums
boy: wow i love you let's have babies
Why is this gif so accurate? →
leilockheart:
wowfunniestposts:
Mom bought pizza for dinner
School gets cancelled
Teacher is absent
brother/sister gets beaten
passing your test
your crush talks to your first
this blog is epic
too-stoned-to-remember:
Mum said that last night I was laughing in my sleep
I was dreaming people were dying
Rage comics, ‘when’ moments, memes, gifs- this blog has it all!
It's so easy to make fandoms have feelings
Sherlock: Reichenbach
Band of Brothers: Bastogne
X-Men FC: Cuba
Tiger and Bunny: Fried Rice
Harry Potter: Always
Hunger Games: Rue
Avengers: Civil War
Supernatural: Supernatural
Hetalia: War of Independence
Doctor Who: Doomsday
Once-ler: thank you Ted
One Piece: Going Merry
Final Fantasy VII: Goodnight, Zack.
Assassin's Creed: Sit down and rest a bit.
porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
porn site:
fifteen year old:
cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
fifteen year old: *starts crying*
cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
