February 2012
If God created the sun on the 4th day, how did...
whattadeuce:
The United States: Hey you better not get nuclear weapons because you're a dangerous country that might attack others for no good reason and you'll probably drop those weapons on innocent civilians.
Iran:
North Korea:
The United States:
Iran:
North Korea: Hirosh-
The United States: SHUT UP.
xannieneenee:
shytegetsbetter:
choiboii:
Best way to get out of class
HAHAHAHAHHA
Hahaha he’s my hero now ;D
LOL WHAT A BOSS
lol the teacher doesnt even do anything!
I cant even .. LOLOLOL!
I was walking back from the bar last night
whattadeuce:
and saw someone so drunk that they walked up to a truck, stroked the bonnet and whispered: “I know your secret, Optimus Prime.”
The last GIF in your folder with words are your...
roses-and-secret-lives:
firetruckyeahianthonypadillax:
terrifiedbywakingeyes:
imaballoon:
l-o-v-i-n-o:
norwegian-chocolate-delight:
danish-grin-of-deflowerment:
itsanonh:
oh man oh gosh then my ship sinks and i die
Death is not my division. NOPE.
I don’t even wanna know what was going for those to be my last words. A friend murdered me, I can feel it.
…Strangely...