May 2013
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kizuki-kokone:
As he did it with Apollo and perceiving what if Yuugami also made Gin attack Kokone to stop her from using mood matrix but when it came close she punched the fuck out of that bird and it passed out and the court needs to get a 10 minute recess because yuugami was crying
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I’m about to hit post limit so I’m gonna stop here for tonight.
Good night. :3
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hiragana adventures: the difference a particle...
japanlove:
julieyumi:
こいがしたい koi ga shitai i want to fall in love
こいとしたい koi to shitai i want to do it with a carp
こいのしたい koi no shitai the corpse of a carp
#the importance of kanji
craplos:
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
djavjr:
it has been three days since my infiltration into the nest
they do not suspect a thing
Why aren't more people freaking out about the new...
dancepunksnotdead:
You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework?
It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this.
http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift
diabeetus01:
Xbox -> Xbox 360 -> Xbox One
I think someone over at Microsoft doesn’t know how to count
urbancatfitters:
i would absolutely punch a younger version of myself in the face
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scraggay:
I C ANT BREAHTE MY GRANDMA HAS ALZHEIMERS AND JUST SAID TO MY PREGNANT SISTER “DAMN YOU GOT FAT” OMG
shutupmerlin:
My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in the village to have a cricket bat. She used to play with all the boys, but then they started stealing the bat every time she brought it out of the house and saying that she couldn’t play because girls shouldn’t play sports. So one day she invited them to come play cricket, then set fire to the bat...
Inbox me one thing you wanna know about me.
rainbowbearattack:
it’s called call of duty ghosts because the franchise is fucking dead
askaceattorney:
Dear Anonymous,
…
I think at that point I would simply cut off my oxygen.
-Miles Edgeworth
(Link in letter)
run-cause-hitler:
enayalate-h8-this-year:
bbanditt:
slett:
winchestercodependency:
ibecameacat:
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
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airagorn:
dumb story because i think i’m funny
we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered
‘hot wheels’
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yugoslavic:
ohsunfury:
yugoslavic:
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
i bet its because of my fanfics xD
i bet its not
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that-disney-blog:
there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
aelynn:
the-lonely-scottish-guy:
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
are you batman
thenaebyrd777:
inhalers:
tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with
the fact that this would work on me has me concerned
snapchatting:
i’ve been so annoying all my life why hasn’t anyone shot me yet
eyeslikecominghome:
a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”
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beeftony:
rushvalleys:
sometimes i realize people on my dash haven’t watched fmab/read the manga and
?????
what are you doing with your lives?????
does it even have a purpose like what???????
Yeah how can you go through life not knowing the meaning of this gif?
winchesterprayers:
today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because
swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac
catspring:
norse mythology is so dumb lol. i cant believe they worshipped that one guy from the avengers
starksexual:
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
drkarayua:
mishasubi:
i guess you could say the angels got cas’d out of heaven
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When I die, I want someone to keep updating my...
sodamnrelatable:
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see...
hanbei-l-of-ransei:
deerpong:
lesbicum:
deerpong:
It’s called the xbox One because when you see it you will do One 360 turn and walk away
if you’re already looking at it won’t you just end up walking up to it again if you rotate in a full circle???? maths.
well I’ll have you know I am a math Major at Columbia and according to this graph
I am right
Fuck
rabioheab:
earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
leftforbed:
leftforbed:
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
